startled

I was just washing my hands at our bathroom sink, had just put soap on my hands, that foaming kind Method makes, with the sea minerals scent, when I looked down and saw a stinkbug sitting on the sink next to the soap bottle! In my startle response, apparently a simultaneous combination of hands jolting involuntarily upwards and a quick intake of breath, the soap flew from my hands into my mouth! Stupid aerodynamic foam soap. It tasted like it smelled, sort of like a light aftershave--"sea minerals." Not cool! Anil isn't home, and I have to tell someone. So I'm telling the entire Internet.